Category | Price | Seller | Device |
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Games | $0.99 | Friggin Games LLC | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
You are a twelve-year-old boy, the only known human left on the reformed supercontinent of Neo-Pangaea (the continents drifted all the way around and came back together again (they don't fit as well this way)). It's a world ruled by dinosaurs (who unevolved back from chickens because being chickens sucked) and many other mysterious species. But when you meet a mysterious, seemingly-human girl (who can, like, fly???), you find yourself on a wild adventure to unlock Neo-Pangaea's secrets, discover your true self, and probably save the world or something by the end, I mean, that's how these things usually go, right?
• A fully-narrated comedy scifi story in the style of Ryan North's 'To Be Or Not To Be' and Zach Weinersmith's 'Trial of the Clone!'
• An original soundtrack by Brother Android (Hero Core, Dinosaur Zookeeper)!
• A long, branching story with multiple endings, paths, tangents, rabbit trails, and dead ends!
• Encounter all your favorite dinosaurs, such as the stegosaurus, the rapterotops, and the spectaclesaurus.
• Enjoy up to five brunch scenes in a single playthrough! Collect them all!
• Weaster!
• Third person mode?
• "Open" "world"
So I played this game and for like four million years I played as Boy. I named him Gwydeon in my heart. I felt the Weaster. Pros: Narrator is excellent. Music is wonderful. Many paths for many game experiences Cons: no skip text function. This can be avoided by not sucking a lot and dying. Music is sometimes louder than narrator. Become thy own Weaster!
Remember when you were a kid and you had one of those "you choose" mystery books? It's like that, but fun. And hilarious.
This is the game to do now that the time has come to do the thing that is now.