Category | Price | Seller | Device |
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Games | Free | Jordan Sendar | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
So push forward.
Find respite in a lone lollipop,
a singular candycane.
Endure the long winter.
When it ends, you will stand
tall upon the fertile lands of tomorrow.
**FEATURES**
-Realistic HD graphics: Bleeding edge graphX technology. Fewer distinct pixels means that each pixel is a doorway to another world. **warning** Will melt your fingers if you touch for too long. Will melt your eyes if you look too long.**end warning**
-Realistic HD physics: U ever seen a ball go through the air in real life? Well sorry, my game doesnt have real life ball physics... it has REALER THAN REAL ball physics.
-Realistic HD sound: Real life foley of peppermints being hit with golf clubs. Real life foley of real magic glitter. Real life voice acting from THE EARTH ITSELF.
-Realistic HD seasons and Day/Night cycle: Need i reiterate? This world is real. It is alive. It will change. You will change it.
-Realistic HD ending: Unlike some similar games, this game does have an ending. You will have to move on. But you won't want to move on. **warning**The game will grow on you. It will become your child. You will have a Dessert Gulf shaped hole in your heart when you leave it behind.**end warning**
[Let me disclaim u real quick: This is a parody and clone of a game about golfing through the desert. I didn't invent this novel gameplay mechanic. I don't even know the guys who did. I implore you to check out this other game about desert golfing. I do, however, take credit for my vastly superior storytelling and environments along with slightly better terrain variety. k?]
Clever take off on the great original desert golf. Got to hole 62 so far, pretty well done, treated as a spinoff.