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Chaos Clock

Timekeeping for Discordians.
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Entertainment Free Bracing Effect, LLC iPhone, iPad, iPod

The first and only App to measure both date & time according to the Principia Discordia and the Erisian Time Measurement – from the first Sweetmorn in the season of Chaos, to the last Setting Orange of The Aftermath.

Chaos Clock keeps a running countdown to X-Day, the end of the world according to the Church of the SubGenius!

Includes St Tib's Day & the ten canonical Holydays, plus 165 Holydays celebrated by various Discordian denominations:
• Pi Approximation Day
• Defenestration of Prague Day
• St. John the Blasphemist's Day
• Festivus
• New Year's Eve Eve
• and more!

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

Reviews

Essential reference for all practicing Discordians
eastcoastj

After installing this Chaos Clock, I've noticed that my sinuses have cleared up, food tastes better, and people will remark on my appearance more.


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nonameformyface

I woke up þis morning believing þat þe world was going to end tomorrow, my cat had died, and my wife was eating a hot dog bun. I learnt þat all of my guesses were false-true as opposed to true-false: þe world won’t end for anoþer six þousand years, I don’t own a cat, and I am cripplingly single. Þanks Chaos Clock!


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