CARROT Alarm - Talking Alarm Clock

Since the dawn of time, no human has ever looked forward to waking up.

Category	Price	Seller	Device
Utilities	$2.99	Grailr LLC	iPhone, iPad, iPod

CARROT Alarm - Talking Alarm Clock Screenshot on iOS

Until now. Meet CARROT, the sentient alarm clock.

** #1 in Utilities in 26 countries! Featured by Apple, Gizmodo, TheNextWeb, LifeHacker, App Advice, & more! **

CARROT is a hilariously twisted AI construct who wants nothing more than for you to get out of bed every morning. Her witty spoken dialogue, beautiful songs, and innovative wake-up system will have you starting each day with a smile on your face.

Unless, of course, you try to sleep in. Then you'll make CARROT upset.

Rest in Peace
CARROT is the simplest alarm clock you’ll ever use. Just swipe up or down to choose your alarm time, then drag CARROT to the right or left to set your alarm. That’s it!

Wake Up in Style
CARROT will wake you up each morning with a mix of songs and witty spoken dialogue. She'll bribe you with ice cream for breakfast or threaten to kill a kitten if you hit the snooze button again. Her songs include fully-orchestrated hits like “Chiptune Overload,” “Smile or Else,” and “Won’t You Be My Minion?”

Obey Your Mistress
In exchange for waking you up on time, all CARROT asks is that you complete a few of her hilariously bizarre chores each morning. Shake to clean out the lab monkey cages, pinch to grant sentience to a toaster, and flip to mix a deadly neurotoxin.

Claim Your Rewards
As you level up in CARROT’s twisted little game, she’ll unlock gifts like new songs, app upgrades, and even a collection of bedtime stories. Who doesn't love a good bedtime story?

** WARNING ** Do Not Fall Back Asleep
CARROT loves waking up sleepy humans. But be careful! Try to sleep in, and you’ll make CARROT upset. You do NOT want to make CARROT upset.

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Features
• Amazingly simple alarm clock
• Hilarious spoken dialogue
• Fun mini-games that help you wake up
• Gorgeous gesture-driven interface
• Hundreds of rewards
• Unlockable app upgrades
• Over 30 alarm tones
• iCloud progress sync
• CARROT To-Do integration
• Works with Do Not Disturb and the silence switch

Don’t make CARROT angry. Download her now!

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Reviews

Best Alarm App!
Rufio311

The humor is great and it helps me to wake up in the mornings. I highly recommend it.

Need a divorce, FAST? Then this is the alarm clock for you!
dsvmusic

Just ask satisfied customers, like my non-morning person wife of 20 years. Panic mode to shut off the alarm clock? NOPE! Swiping, silent switch, volume button...ALL disabled by this thing until you bow down to its demands. Attempt to dismiss it and it comes back with a new, more annoying alarm sound than the first. Trying to figure out how to "pinch" a screen when half awake wasn't easy. Thanks, guys! I'll be sending you my attorney bill. Seriously though, a panic button or command for angry spouses would be a useful enhancement. Think about it. *continues retrieving clothes from front lawn*

Never worked
goodeffinluk

IOS-14, iPhone 11 Pro-Max. This alarm has never worked. Even leaving it open before going to bed. Why would I need to check to make sure the app is open before going to bed is beyond me. I work 16+ hours a day. Last thing I think about is making sure my alarm is open before going to bed. And seeing that is has never worked, this is a waste of money.

Awesome and crazy
Bobisamartin

I love this app

Haha!
anonymouse293018

The absolute best alarm clock by far.

Well. That was effective.
Beth J. Berryman

I bought the whole family of CARROT apps last night, and after having my friends and family threatened with a meteorological disaster when I poked her eye one too many times in the weather app figured the alarm would be safer. It was not... okay, it was for me, not so much for the dead bodies I had to clean up as part of my morning chores...