Bored Alien Starfighter Reviews

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It's okay

A kid from ign

11/10 it's okay -ign

Cool

E.A =Lame

Imo this is fun.??

The Cumulative Epitomy of Human Life as we Know it

SUPERFAN1086

This. This is a game. A game of games. My life changed the day I opened this app. It changed my entire take on the world around me. This is my story. I was sitting down on my couch that day, that ever so fateful day. Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives was on my television screen. Guy Fieri was describing barbecue sauce with thirty adjectives. I did a quick search on the App Store. I was bored, and feeling alienated from the rest of species. So it's what I searched. "Bored Alien". Then this game showed up. I thought to myself "okay, sure", and I downloaded it. Suddenly, I was flying through space shooting at asteroids, with nuclear missiles, and lasers. As I accelerated through space, my eyes nearly popping out of my skull, my every sense engaged, the little alien up in the screen smiled. He said "this is so cool", and I finally understood. As this little aliens boredom left him, mine melted away as well. As I hit a large chunk of space rock, and then another, and another, I continued to smile. I was battered from all sides by the stones of stars, and I didn't care. As I felt myself blown out into deep space, thrown from the cockpit of my starfighter, I smiled once more, one last time, and echoed "this is so cool".