Beat the Blerch
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | Free | Saucony, Inc. | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
The Blerch: An imaginary creature representing your darkest, most sloth-like desires to take it easy, skip your run, and eat all the cake you can get your hands on.
You: The runner. You must somehow summon the motivation to keep running to stay one step ahead of the Blerch. Avoid all the Giant Donuts, Big Slurp Fountains and Beer Krakens (yes, Beer Krakens) he throws in your way to stop you.
How to Play: Pick your runner and hit start. Tap the screen to jump over obstacles. Run and try to get as far as you can!
Based on the best selling book, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances, by Oatmeal creator Matthew Inman. Beat the Blerch is an infinite running game like no other. Because it has cake. And periodically insults you, and the horse you rode in on.
And the wonderful demotivation continues outside the game. With original, periodically hysterical, messages from the Blerch to you. Demotivating you from working out and encouraging you to sit down, binge watch TV and eat some cake. Eat the whole goddam thing.
Do you have the fortitude to withstand the temptation, and stick to your run? Or will you be lured into a Mayonnaise Hell Pit (yes, it’s a thing).
Reviews
Unicorn Farts
mdcaputo
This game is more addicting then running itself. Cheers to Saucony for teaming up with the Oatmeal to make this game far better than unicorn farts.
Really fun endless run!
Ashertail
Game is fun and well made with interesting characters and tongue in cheek humor. Great game!
I beat the Blerch
ELF Scribbles
I'm really liking the creativity in the enemies/obstacles. The Blerch is hilarious and I love the artwork. Solid job Saucony!
Great game, super fun! Makes me want to run but also makes me want to eat cake lol!
Retail job hunter
Beat that blerch
Great game hilarious content
Andrew1857
Love the style of the game and the great sense of humor! Can't wait for future updates.
