Boring – Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Review

Ugly clothes that require several months of 3x/day play to earn one piece. Seriously, the UGLIEST Clothes, I haven’t seen a single item that wasn’t absolute hideous in a year. This game is SLOW, payouts of coins/cash/energy necessary for game play are a slow drip. I try to play on break or before bed, usually 4+ times a day, can’t get any progress made. I’ve played this game for over 2 years now, off and on. The clothes at the beginning were nice, there were a lot of cool options that I still can’t afford, a year later. Too many dresses where your 90lb avatar has her DDD chest hanging out of. Really embarrassing and gross that this is what they want girls to think they should look like. Everyone knows big chests just make you look fat, no one I’ve ever met with a big chest likes it, every girl who had surgery I’ve met has regretted it. Now it’s clear they have cheap (likely male) labor doing the updates as every new item and update has no sense of style or unique storylines, is riddled with bugs, some of which haven’t been corrected since I started playing. If you actually want to make progress in this game, you need to become a VIP for $50 a month-$50 a month to tap tap tap the same actions to complete the same goals (every movie you make will have funders who pull out and you need to do extra boring, long 8hr tasks to convince them not to-I’m on at least my 10th in the past few weeks). For $50/mo you really only get enough to buy a couple of stupid outfits for your avatar. I’d rather use that money to buy real clothes for my real self. My unlimited AT&T iPhone bill isn’t even $50/mo. The game makers are delusional and have no understanding of how money works, as evident in this game. The algorithm they use to create characters makes for a game filled with the strangest looking people. Everyone has stupid pink or blue Kylie Jenner hair, at least 50% of my contacts. Everyone has glowing yellow or pink eyes, creepy. Every white girl has braids or dread locks and every black girl has Barbie hair. Every guy has goofy ugly ironic facial hair. Half the black guys have waist long, usually hot pink, straight hair with bangs-not the best look not one I’ve ever seen on a real person. Touchy menu that takes forever to scroll through to select locations, the order of locations changes depending on which one you’re in, so you need to read through the full list every time, and often the game will decide scrolling is actually a selection so it will send you wherever your finger rests too long or moves to. The weekly games that require a ton of work for gifts/prizes pay out CRAP. A ton of game cash you won’t have anything to spend on since everything in the game costs kstars, hideous clothes, you will never win anything you want. They use Vegas odds on everything that’s a random/luck selection, so you always lose. Dating in the game is the worst party of it. The guys are rude or narcissistic, you have to pay for the dates. They insult you, even if you have a higher celeb ranking and more than the required heart and star points.You can’t reject or friend zone a guy that hits on you, you need to just keep running into him when you go to restaurants and he keeps hitting on you, and you have no choice but to listen to his pick up lines. I deal with enough creeps, don’t need them filling a game I play to pretend my life is more exciting. And the sad thing is, my real life IS so much better and more exciting than this weird, repetitive game that’s impossible to progress in. And I don’t even have fame or 30 houses IRL... but I do have a much cooler clothes, more of them, I don’t need to work for 3 months and save every penny if I want to dye my hair or buy makeup, I have a boyfriend who isn’t weird looking with a curly mustache and waist long pink hair, and I have a great job that doesn’t require me to do the exact same boring actions every day for so little money I can’t afford anything once I’m done. Also IRL Kim K looks like a pathetic childish mean girl in the new and last season of KUWTK and she’s a trump supporter who hangs out with way too many racists (her poor kids!) so I’m retiring from playing this game AND watching the show. Can’t wait for the next mega celeb to steal her limelight, a new president who demands the rich pay their taxes, and her to be left with an unfinished McMansion she can no longer afford construction on and a husband who pulls a Dennis Rodman, divorcing her to marry himself. Everyone knows Kanye loves Kanye the most!
Review by Hdgggggggg on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.