DO NOT BUY (WARNING) – SPL-T Review

THIS GAME IS TWO YEARS OLD. THE GAMEPLAY HOWEVER IS ARCHAIC. LITERALLY BUYING FECES WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING, AND MORE WORTH IT, THAN BUYING THIS OVERPRICED GAME. I WOULD RATHER BURN THREE DOLLARS THAN SPEND IT ON THIS USELESS, UNINTERESTING APP. THEY SHOULD PAY YOU TO BUY THIS APP. (Or at least make it free). YOU LITERALLY DIVIDE A SQUARE. (I didn’t feel like reading the instructions but I doubt there is much more to this app.)
Review by Rightfully Annoyed Customer on SPL-T.