Pal. Don't get it. THE PRAISE IS A LIE! – Monument Valley Review

THE PRAISE IS A LIE! Ok ok ok. First things first. The game costs about 4$s or so, so it has to be a good app that will last a WHILE. Now enough of this "beauty" crap. All that beauty takes up 651 megabytes which is quite a bit for an app. And personally, I don't see any beauty. I see boredom. The levels are actually kind of boring as most of the puzzles are too easy to be the actual gameplay. WAY too short. I beat this game in a DAY. You want more levels? Aww, you have to pay EVEN MORE! Like four bucks wasn't already enough for an app? I mainly bought this app because of the praise. (The story isn't even that good!) I think it even got game of the year once. But what about all those other GOOD apps like Turbo Dismount or maybe one of those Goat Stimulaters. Alright, this isn't really too big of a deal, but lemme just say, there is no humor what so ever in this. And you know what... At the end of the day, I deleted the app. And that is the important part.
Review by Josh 426364 on Monument Valley.