Life is Real – Unicorn Evolution Party Review

What is going on. I have left my family. I only evolve my unicorn now. Everything matters less than this. Nothing matters. Except this. Just evolve. I haven't eaten in days. I hardly remember what the cool touch of water feels like against my dry, shaking tongue. My body and soul yearn only for Unicorn Evolution Party. I have given everything to this. I have and will give myself to this. Overall though, not as good as Alpaca Evolution. Four stars.
Review by NicknamesAreInfuriating on Unicorn Evolution Party.